Guide to being an awesome friend!Ch. 2 up

(Note:In the event this guide does not work and/or you get sued, beaten up or explosive diarea. I cannot be blamed for it was you who took advice from a partially insane kid.)

Yes, gifts. Everyone loves gifts! You love gifts. I love gifts. That killer across the street staring into your window loves gifts! But what kind of gifts should you get someone? Heres a list of common gifts:

Common gifts, yes. Boring gifts, ALL EXCEPT FOR THE PENCIL!!! For someone to like a gift it should be BIG, BOLD, AND EXCITING!!!!! Like these...

Gift #1: A bear wielding a baseball bat. Everyone loves him! 

Gift #2: A Purple cat that destroys everything you own!

Gift #3: Your heart. Ba bump! Ba bump!Ba bump!Ba bump!

Bottom line, get an awesome gift. 'nough said!

React people! come on!! dont be boring! be an awesome person who reacts very.... vibrantly... like me!!

Reaction situation #1:

Your Idiot friend who doesn't know much vocabulary is droning on and on about something that you do not know because its always covered with "omg".

OPTIONS:(please PLEASE refer to the note near the cover)

Option A: BURN BABY BURN!!!! why the hell is he still smiling?

Option B: Turn into a small fairy and fly away as your friends constant droning eventually annoys a bear with a baseball bat.

Option C: Do I really need to explain this one?